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Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Mystery Booty redux and Real Ultimate Power

in case you missed it this girl has the ass of death. like as in you see and you die cause theres no way life could get any better. i know its a very prepubescent way to intro duce myself to the blog but hey its true in case any of you missed im sorry you will never know true joy i was lucky enough to be sent a link (dead now) that had all this girls pictures up in a row scrollable it was amazing. jaw dropping. well i think ill pay the dollars to gift you folks and post them back at the board if i ever figure out the tags. also some one led me to this awesome site and by awesome i mean totally sweet! i cant stop thinking about it! i think about it all the time! i thnk about the site so much i want to crap my pants. anyway heres the link... you ll l understand

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

oh and heres a link to the girl at the super thongs website. even the free part is like woah

http://www.supertangas.com/2005/04/18/keyra-8/
UPDATE---->>>> go here yous http://goddessmodels.com NOW!!!!

PS - i got laser eye surgery for free from da army. im like fucking super man i can leap tall buildings in a single bound a see through womens clothes and other cool shit like that

RESPECT bitches!


Tuesday, April 05, 2005

New Apartment

Well, my girlfriend and I decided a few months ago that we should move in together. We popped the question to her parents, and to our surprise they said "OK". I've met her parents and everything a few times, so i'm not worried about first impressions or anything, but this weekend my girl's mother is coming up to KC to visit. We're going to show her our apartment and while we're there I'm going to take some pictures and measure the apartment up for all of our belongings. Her parents are pretty conservative, so i'm not sure exactly how it'll play out when she asks about sleeping arrangements, etc...

I probably need to find a new job while i'm at it, because my job security isn't really there as much as it was a few months ago, and I won't be able to go without money like I have in the past. I'll actually be pretty independant when May comes around... It's kinda awkward.


Saturday, April 02, 2005

talking about useless, where the hell is scott


I thought moving north would get me away from country, but a song just hooked me - Tim McGraw - Live Like You Were Dyin'. No amount of good music - 2pac, Black Eyed Peas, Maroon 5, Nirvana, Green Day, etc... can get rid of that damn song. It just keeps playing Over and Over Again.


Wow. I guess my Texas has caught up with me. I partially blame this on my step-sister Tiffany and then on my co-worker who listens to country all the time. Anyways, I, a black man, am listening to country music. RIGHT NOW AS IM WRITING THIS!


Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Women

How is it that smart men like us let women get under our skin so much? I mean we spend out whole life trying to find someone that we think is perfect for us and we invest our time and money into it and then its over in flash. It just plan sucks being hurt by a women and I know that I'm not alone in this feeling. I guess that no matter how book or street smart you can become that you will never be able to figure out what a women is thinking or feeling.


Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Electoral College

The time has come and passed on one of the most undemocratic instituitons in this nation. Although we are able to vote for every other elected official in our government, the presidency is out of touch with the people. I'm not going into what it is, just wondering why nothing's been done to get rid of it.

Here are the reasons for having it, and why they are wrong:

1. The electoral college decides because of communication difficulties.
This of course, is completely irrelevant in the day of the Internet - quite obvious.
2. The electoral college decides because the people aren't smart enough to know what's best.
That's the exuse for having a King, next please.
3. It's more fair.
Completely wrong. The last 2 elections have resulted in the politicians going to specific battleground states (like missouri, ohio, and florida) multiple times to rally the troops, and completely neglecting other states (like texas, california, or new york). All of the emphasis and hope was in the arms of a single STATE. This is exactly what we're NOT supposed to emphasise in a free "democratic" society. Yes, we are a republic, but we are a democratic republic as evidenced in our local governments all the way to our senate. The Office of President is the exception. There is no fairness for the little states like south dakota any more than for rhode island.
4. The electoral college represents the smaller states who support our nation.
This is actually my favorite. First and foremost, there are very few natural resources that we produce in our nation that we don't instead purchase elsewhere, and then we export what we have produced. All farmers get subsidies (like extremely cheap property taxes) and many recieve money for not farming. One of the few examples of what we don't import is Milk - which we make and sell in-country. The reasoning is that farmers in the mid-west should have a representative say, to help make sure that laws are not passed that immensely hurt the interests of farmers. With a far lower population taking up a greater area of land, it's otherwise impossible for them to hae a say.

Here's why that's bullshit:
1. We live in a market economy. If anyone passes laws hurting the farmers (lets say, raising taxes on their production), then guess who gets the bill? That cost is reflected by an increase in price at the supermarket. That may possibly result in a price-war, but it's hard to envision one since almost all dairy farmers are part of the same collectives. No politician will pass a law to hurt a particular industry unless it's for the good of the Nation - in which case farmers should not be selfish if they think their own concerns are higher than those of the whole nation.
2. The president doesn't do domestic policy. Contrary to popular belief, the President doesn't write laws. He only passes them or vetoes them - that's it. If he vetoes it, then congress can just override him. That's it. He has VERY little control over domestic laws - thus having an electoral college for that reason is assinine at best.

The electoral college is a mockery of this modern, technologically sound society, as well as our nation's democratic republic.


Friday, March 18, 2005

Some Fun in Iraq

Soldiers hard at work

If you have the heart to kill a dog, women and children isn't too far of a reach - at least to me.


Sunday, March 13, 2005

For Sale Right Now

HST


Sunday, March 06, 2005

love the park


damn ducks


chillin


Thursday, March 03, 2005

it's like the wizard of oz


haha guess who bitchslapped him... (hint: ME!!!)


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